Freebirds

Being single is awesome. Ya, ok. So you've all heard that one. Let's be honest. Being single is awesome, but...

Your entire body needs to be lotioned.

Who the heck is going to be my date to that...

"Wow, this is funny.", is so much funner when someone can hear you.

You're horny. You're not a whore. And, no, vibrators are not the same.

Going to the movies solo is wonderful, going to a sporting event. Not so much.

Your family might just start to question your taste. If you get my drift.

Cuddling is good for your health. We all should actively live as healthy as humanly possible.

Snap the heck out of it. The single life is exhausting. Now, snap back to reality. The single life is also appealing in so many ways. So, if you feel it's about time someone, somewhere put a ring on it, brace yourself. Let the brace balance.

Relationship status is a mental game. Sharing yourself with another, completely letting someone else in is terrifying to us independent types. The very word vulnerable makes us cringe.

Well, the awesomeness of the word single fades and those hard to reach places are getting quite dry.

It's time to let love in.